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Here’s supermodel Doutzen Kroes showing off her stuff for L’Oreal and giving us one hell of a white bikini moment. I agree there’s only one bikini pose, but you know how obsessed I am with babes posing in white bikinis. However, there are two equally hot pics to make up for the loss... provided you don’t get swayed by that tiny pill! Anyway, hit the jump and feel lucky.

LiLo babe was spotted strutting the streets in a see-through top and a pair of torn jeans. I think she’s working overtime to make her presence felt on the streets, and I give her eight out of ten for this torn act. Of course, looking torn on the streets is anytime better compared to looking pathetic at midnight while knocking on Sam’s doors. Sadly, I can’t afford to give her a total ten out of ten because she still has to learn a lot about how to wear a see-through top. Check out the gallery after the jump.

Britney Spears is leaving no stone unturned in her bid to make the second leg of her North American tour a memorable affair. According to a recent post on Britney’s website, the Comeback Queen has added One Call to the lineup of opening acts for The Circus Starring Britney Spears tour.

Pop group One Call has just been added to the lineup of opening acts for The Circus Starring Britney Spears tour. One Call will join Ciara and Kristinia DeBarge in opening for Britney at the first nine shows of her upcoming North American tour.

Britney’s North American tour starts August 20, 2009. She will cover 20 cities with a total of 22 shows under her belt this time. I think now we can safely pronounce that Britney’s Circus is on a roll!

I have always praised Kim kardashian for her blog etiquette. Whether it’s a small reminder of love or some hot news about the Kardashians, Kim never fails to reach out to her fans via her blog. So it’s natural for her to bank on her fans and demand a favor if she needs one. With the Teen Choice Awards 2009 just around the corner, Kim needs your precious votes to win the trophy for Best Female Reality Star. Kim posted a message on her blog that reads,

Hey everyone! I just wanted to remind you to keep voting for me to win the Teen Choice Award for best female reality star! Keeping up with the Kardashians is also up for best reality TV show, so make sure you vote for the show too! I can’t wait for the awards!! They air on Fox on August 9 at 7 pm PST.

You can vote every day, so pretty pleeasseee vote for me!! Thanks dolls!

So don’t waste your time thinking too much. Click the link and vote for Kim Kardashian. All the best, Kim!

It seems the King of Pop is not fortunate enough to secure a place at his beloved Neverland Ranch for his eternal sleep. As per the latest reports, the Jackson family has altered their plan to bury Michael Jackson at his Neverland Ranch due to some complications.

People reports,

The singer’s family, who wanted a funeral at Jackson’s former home north of Santa Barbara, was not able to obtain a residential exemption required for a burial on private property.

“Contrary to previous news reports, the Jackson family is officially stating that there will be no public or private viewing at Neverland,” says a Jackson family statement. “Plans are underway regarding a public memorial for Michael Jackson, and we will announce those plans shortly.”

Hollywood has lost one more precious gem from its vintage collection. Oscar-winning actor Karl Malden has left for his heavenly abode at the age of 97.

Fox News reports,

Malden’s family informed the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences of his death on Wednesday. Malden served as the academy’s president from 1989-92.

Malden won a best supporting actor Oscar for his role as Mitch in “A Street Car Named Desire,” but he may have been best known for uttering the famous tagline for the American Express card: ‘Don’t leave home without it.’

Malden is remembered for his top-notch performances in films like On the Waterfront, One-Eyed Jacks, Patton, Baby Doll and How the West Was Won. However, he is best-known for his role as Lt. Mike Stone on the 1970s crime drama, The Streets of San Francisco.

R.I.P. Karl Madden.

I’m not much into vampires, but that is not reason enough to keep me away from Ashley Greene. The Twilight babe has proven time and again that she is the sexiest vampire alive. Though not forcing herself upon us, she does have the power to subdue our minds and make us act according to her will. Ashley once again gives a glimpse of her mesmerizing beauty in the latest issue of Nylon magazine. Honestly, after seeing this photo shoot, I think I’m in love with vampires. Check out the stunning gallery after the jump.

Here’s supermodel Bar Refaeli displaying some unwrapped hotness for some commercial. Actually, this black-and-white video is open proof that Bar Refaeli can control our heartbeats at her own will. I agree that her assets are not visible at any point of time in this vid, but then, that would trigger a cardiac arrest! She’s a smart babe. She knows where to draw the line and yet keep the stuff as hot as hell.

Best moment: Play it in a loop!

I never had an idea that Beyonce was a shy girl, but here she is seen playing the perfect beach-shy girl as she takes a dip with a bundle of clothes on her person. Last time I heard from her she was planning to go on a vacation, but it seems she has altered her plans and parceled Sasha Fierce on a vacation instead. Anyway, Shy Beyonce is way better than that Sasha Farce Fierce. Check out the gallery after the jump.

If you thought you were through with the mysteries and riddles related to King of Pop Michael Jackson’s sudden death, then get ready for the most electrifying revelation in this sequence. If reports are to be believed then Michael Jackson and ex-wife Debbie Rowe are not the biological parents of any of their children!

TMZ reports,

We’ve learned Michael Jackson was not the biological father of any of his children. And Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother of the two kids she bore for Michael. All three children were conceived in vitro — outside the womb.

Multiple sources deeply connected to the births tell us Michael was not the sperm donor for any of his kids. Debbie’s eggs were not used. She was merely the surrogate, and paid well for her services in the births of Michael Jr. and Paris.